I need to decorate my house with these.

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hungoverowls:

“I did not so much bruise my brain as I smashed the absolute shit out of it.”

hungoverowls:

“I did not so much bruise my brain as I smashed the absolute shit out of it.”

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hungoverowls:

“I don’t know what I’m sleeping in, but it’s comfortable and not as wet as it should be. I’m keeping it.”

hungoverowls:

“I don’t know what I’m sleeping in, but it’s comfortable and not as wet as it should be. I’m keeping it.”

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hungoverowls:

“Alright, I’m feelin’ like most of a person again. And there’s still like a whole…hour left in the day. Score.”

hungoverowls:

“Alright, I’m feelin’ like most of a person again. And there’s still like a whole…hour left in the day. Score.”

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explodingdog:

The taco place at the the strip mall of disappointment.

explodingdog:

The taco place at the the strip mall of disappointment.

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hungoverowls:

“Look, no offense meant, but I think we both know this made a lot more sense when we were drunk. Really, really, really drunk.”

hungoverowls:

“Look, no offense meant, but I think we both know this made a lot more sense when we were drunk. Really, really, really drunk.”

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